Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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