I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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