is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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