have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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