it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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