when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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