There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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