i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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