There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
