Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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