This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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