If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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