The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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