I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm like, not good at living.
Randomize
