Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The beers last night were like the tears from god
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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