found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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