Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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