margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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