Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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