: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
People in love make me want to vomit
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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