awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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