You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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