you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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