Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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