My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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