I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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