I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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