You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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