We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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