Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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