i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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