I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
smell my finger.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize