So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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