yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
