Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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