The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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