I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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