i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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