I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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