I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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