You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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