he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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