just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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