I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
