GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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