Cold hands, warm shart.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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