Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I party with great urgency now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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