Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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