A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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