So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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