You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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