Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
