Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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