I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
