Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
